when you walk into Wal-Mart that says this:
WARNING: No matter your intention, you WILL spend at least $100 before you leave this store. Have a nice day!! [insert that annoying damn smiley face sticker here]
Avery and I went to Wal-Mart this afternoon… to buy dog food and a calendar. DOG FOOD and a CALENDAR. I should’ve spent, oh, around $13.
THAT was my intention.
An hour later, I forked over $101 and walked to my car feeling slightly ill. How does one spend $101 when she goes to Wal-Mart to buy dog food and a calendar??
They should hand out a different kind of sticker when you leave the store… a “smiley” that’s NOT smiling and has eyes bugging out of its head in shock. Or complimentary Kleenex to dry your tears… that would work, too.