There should be a sign…

when you walk into Wal-Mart that says this:

WARNING: No matter your intention, you WILL spend at least $100 before you leave this store. Have a nice day!! [insert that annoying damn smiley face sticker here]

Avery and I went to Wal-Mart this afternoon… to buy dog food and a calendar. DOG FOOD and a CALENDAR. I should’ve spent, oh, around $13.

THAT was my intention.

An hour later, I forked over $101 and walked to my car feeling slightly ill. How does one spend $101 when she goes to Wal-Mart to buy dog food and a calendar??

They should hand out a different kind of sticker when you leave the store… a “smiley” that’s NOT smiling and has eyes bugging out of its head in shock. Or complimentary Kleenex to dry your tears… that would work, too.

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4 Responses to There should be a sign…

  1. Jennifer says:

    I too feel you pain.

  2. Trish says:

    Happens everytime DALE goes to WalMart…bwahahahahaha! That is why he doesnt go 😉

  3. alli_scraps says:

    LOL!!! I have the same problem but at Target…I avoid our WM!! Hope you got a lot of stuff!

  4. heater says:

    I am with you all the way!!!! my gallon of milk in always $50….

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